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Walking into 2018 like...

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wrenwalker:

@napoleonbrolo sent me this and it changed my life

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im-prada–u-nada: “IG: palomadelaghetto ”

im-prada–u-nada:

IG: palomadelaghetto

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1980sspaceman:

1980sspaceman:

sailorcipher:

send me the chubbiest kitten

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i realize now this says kitten and not chicken

Posted Jan.07 28,452 notes Reblog?
nora37574 asked: Hey denny’s do you have tide pods on ya menu?

dennys:

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fierce-katzchen:

elf-fury:

great-tweets:

The professor gets an A+

ME @fierce-katzchen

I would show up at my professors house for some shit like this

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thegestianpoet:

god i love this guy hes so fucking orange

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frazzled-dad:

joshpeck:

haiku-robot:

meanswithoutend:

putinslittledoll:

volodya-vova:

lol she smothering tf out of him

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even Putin is powerless before the might of the babushka

even putin is
powerless before the might
of the babushka

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

hey no offense but what the fuck

Hey no offense don’t ever talk like that to haiku bot again

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steampunktendencies: “Smashed aluminum cans sculpted in porcelain to mimic Ming Dynasty motifs by artist Lei Xue. ”

steampunktendencies:

Smashed aluminum cans sculpted in porcelain to mimic Ming Dynasty motifs by artist Lei Xue.

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unclefather: “ mystiquemonique: “ monkeyjungle: “I know that the Thrussy joke has already been beaten into the ground a week ago, but… Trump got a Thrussy ” This is disgusting get this shit AWAY FROM ME ” I wish I fucking died in 2012 when the world...

unclefather:

mystiquemonique:

monkeyjungle:

I know that the Thrussy joke has already been beaten into the ground a week ago, but… Trump got a Thrussy

This is disgusting get this shit AWAY FROM ME

I wish I fucking died in 2012 when the world was supposed to explode

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